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15 people found this review helpful
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8.6 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Usually most gay furry porn games suffer from 1 of 3 things: Bad Gameplay, Being a visual novel, or shoving a kink down the player's throat. Thankfully, this game does not have any of this. I've been following the animations for this game for about 2 years and I'm finally glad to see it come to life.

The artstyle is downright incredible and the vast arrangement of body types, species, and positions available is SO refreshing to see in a game like this. Very big fan of Goliath and Hamil, definitely need to see more short stacked older men in here. Music is fantastic and the gameplay is very solid for what it is. There are a few bugs and issues here and there but for a $10 porn game, I'd say that this is pretty damn high quality. Achievements are bugged atm though, I've 100%ed the game twice and still no NPC achievement pops. Will keep an eye out and will consider supporting the patreon to keep myself updated on future acts.

Posted 24 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
45.4 hrs on record
Game bad but I got it for free so I don't really gaf lmfao. System mechanic the video game right here XDDDDD
Posted 6 April.
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1.5 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As someone who's logged over 200 hours on Hyper Light Drifter on the Switch back in 2019, I am very VERY disappointed to see such a unique, story-rich IP get turned into yet another roguelike shill spinoff. And this is coming from someone who enjoys roguelike games! I'm a firm believer that Breath of the Wild has ruined open world gaming as a whole and it's pretty prominent that this game has also fallen victim to it.

I am 100% aware that this game is still in early access and that bugs are going to be a thing, however my issue isn't with bugs, I ran into a few of them but not enough to annoy me while playing. I'm moreso upset at the pseudo false advertising the developers gave us. HLD was an incredible game that told it's story without words but instead through it's cutscenes and stylized artstyle. The atmospheric levels from each sector had it's own story to tell and the music really set the mood in each corner of the compass. Hyper Light Breaker, however, is just Risk of Rain 3 and it saddens me to see that this isn't a definitive sequel or reimagining of HLD.

Onto the gameplay, animations look flashy. Some of them could use a bit of touching up, but again, early access game. My main issue is that the tutorial is really bad, shoving every bit of information in front of the player's face the moment you turn the game on (if it turns on at all but I digress). It's also not made clear how to obtain specific currencies and it's not the best in showing you how to progress in terms of leveling up skills, etc. The gameplay loop is annoying, you're tossed into random generated worlds that have lots to explore, dungeons, bosses, points of interest etc. However the game does NOT give you any sort of healing outside of enemy/plant pickups. And instead, locking syringes behind a skill tree. This would be fine if the game give us a set amount of syringes to begin with at the start of every run but they don't. I find myself trying to extract after the first fight of enemies since they do over a quarter of your health in one hit and the game loves to generate at least 4-5 of them at a time. The combat is fun, there's just a bunch of other smaller form factors that really prohibit me from enjoying this game, alongside the fact that this isn't a sequel I was anticipating.

Wait for this game to be fixed, I think it has the potential to be a good roguelike but this is NOT the HLD sequel you were looking for. Hoping the devs take the feedback and change up alot of stuff.

Posted 14 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Such a short but very sweet little game here. The tasks and mechanics are simple. The art style is adorable and the gameplay is very interesting. I enjoy that you can choose to go full on stealth or just kill every last one of your coworkers as long as you complete each objective. You can 100% the game very easily too which if very nice. Time well spent and would definitely purchase a sequel with more levels and gadgets to collect.
Posted 24 June, 2024.
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699.5 hrs on record
F*ck Player First Games and F*ck Warner Bros. You guys deserve this for ruining such a beautiful game.
Posted 5 June, 2024. Last edited 1 February.
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90.4 hrs on record (82.5 hrs at review time)
I love this game but F*CK the endgame DeathGlove Chip farm. It's so bad. Other than that I loved the part when he said "F*CKHEAD" 4 million times :)
Posted 24 April, 2024.
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33.2 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Incredible game with a wonderful artstyle and fantastic sound design/soundtrack. Never been the best at rhythm games but it's insane how much care and detail was put into making EVERYTHING sync up with the beat. The story was very simple but the characters and quirky one-liners made it very enjoyable.

The only thing that kinda sucks was that the bosses are just... uninteresting? Or rather, pushovers for lack of a better word. Roquefort was my favorite because his fight was not only the longest but it definitely had the most character out of the other 5. But I guess the game's lack of a repetitive boss system is what makes it unique so I can't really complain. It also seems like this game just has LOADS of endgame content too which is great for a story game like this! Overall, 9/10 game, would definitely play again for the first time.
Posted 26 March, 2024.
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104.6 hrs on record (78.5 hrs at review time)
An incredible remake. This game held true to everything that the original had 16 years ago. Gameplay is very fluid and seamless, music is absolutely beautiful, and the story is just as perfect as I remember.

My only gripes with the game are how poorly animated some of the anime cut scenes are in comparison to older Persona entries. It feels like, despite having 16 years (realistically 5-7 since P5's release) they rushed the most impactful parts of the story. The art style is akin to the Persona 5 Animation. It's still standard as far as Persona anime cut scenes go but there are times where perspective looked weird and character's looked incomplete. Not to mention certain scenes that deserved the actual animation didn't get them but instead was given to weird, semi-important plot points.

On top of the anime cut scenes, the in-engine mo-cap cut scenes looked very off and out of place as well. I feel as if these specific cut scenes kinda overstayed their welcome in an attempt to try and tell the player EVERYTHING that's happening instead of letting them come to their own conclusion with the minimal dialogue in scenes from the original. A lot of lore was spoon fed to the player which isn't necessarily bad but it kinda made certain scenes drag out for longer than they needed to just to remind the player that THIS specific thing happened. Also a LOT of flashbacks in this in-engine cut scenes too.

These issues are just nitpicks at the end of the day but the game is still a wonderful experience to play. I really, REALLY enjoyed the revitalized soundtrack in this game and cannot WAIT for the Spotify releases. 9/10 Game would easily recommend for newer players.

ALL THE JOURNEY STARTS SOMEWHERE WITH A FIRST STEEEEEPPP!!!!!!!
Posted 6 February, 2024. Last edited 7 March, 2024.
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380.6 hrs on record (115.2 hrs at review time)
I can mod my graffiti to be funny furry stuffs. Very cool game
Posted 28 October, 2023.
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373.0 hrs on record (107.1 hrs at review time)
Casually with friends? Fun game. Playing this game in any form competitively when Modern controls exist? The worst thing imaginable.
Posted 21 June, 2023. Last edited 13 May, 2024.
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