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Recent reviews by Ravo

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5 people found this review helpful
84.7 hrs on record (59.9 hrs at review time)
Immersive as hell. Good graphics, loads of content, very relaxing, amazing sounds. Sadly still has a few bugs here and there but nothing that can't be fixed in the future.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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400 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
44.8 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is getting ♥♥♥♥ reviews because of server issues. It has been a (mostly) failed release, but once you get to play a battle it's really fun. Fingers crossed it's all sorted out within the next few days.
Posted 20 October, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.8 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Ubisoft sucks at games.
Posted 12 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
Bought it on sale. Not worth the full price in my opinion, only because of it's short gameplay time.

But if you've got friends who have it as well, go get it. You can do some insane Spartacus-like Colosseum survival CO-OP. And the main storyline is good as well, for as long as it lasts.
Posted 20 April, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
410.4 hrs on record (233.4 hrs at review time)
The voice acting is the best part of this game. Trust me. Here's a sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iczzk9_7qyY

Hear the emotion? The different tones of voice? Neither do I.

Get on the Bannerlord hype-train lads!
Posted 20 April, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
35.6 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
> Laughs at France surrendering easily.
> Starts a full invasion of France as Austria, with friends (Germany and Ottoman Empire) in 1914.
> Hopes to be back home by winter.

Naaaah m8.

> War lasts for 4 years, UK joins in at the last second of conquest and buries our hopes and dreams of a European Empire.

I just got ♥♥♥♥♥-slapped. By a baguette.
Posted 20 April, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
525.4 hrs on record (430.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Loved the Gold Nova days, I loved them a lot.
I loved to rank up, but it was for naught.
I am now here, in MG today.
Got cancer, got fat and moved to USA.

Poem still better than CS:GO Luxembourg servers.

1/10, used to be fun. Back in the day.
Posted 20 April, 2016.
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1,463 people found this review helpful
773 people found this review funny
141.5 hrs on record (86.4 hrs at review time)
Witcher 3: Honest Review

Racism? ✔
Religion? ✔
Monsters? ✔
People who are worse than monsters? ✔
Naked girls? ✔
More naked girls? ✔
Superb voice acting? ✔
Mind-blowingly good storyline? ✔
An even better DLC, worth every penny? ✔
No micro transactions? ✔
No Ubisoft, unless in the trash? ✔
Likeable characters? ✔
Unbelievably good atmosphere? ✔
Soundtrack comparable to that of LoTR for example? ✔
Enough Slav? ✔
GOTY 2015 with over 130 awards? ✔

Yeah... Sums it up alright.

What are you waiting for? GET. IT.
Posted 20 April, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
42.1 hrs on record (32.0 hrs at review time)
Best Free2Play game on Steam, in my opinion. And it's not 'Free2Play' in name only. It's fully free, and for the most part - balanced. Every hero can counter another one, the gameplay is solid and the graphics are fairly good for a Minecraft-like game.

It started as a save haven for me, to cure the butthurt that is Counter Strike Global Offensive.

And now CS GO is uninstalled, butthurt cured and Block n Load is as fun as ever.

11/10 ~ Ravo.
Posted 20 April, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Please expand on the concept! I love it. Scary atmosphere, Ancient Greek Mythology - just awesome. I ended my journey fighting some kind of Minotaur. Fired 6 arrows, the monster didn't even notice. And then he one tapped me.

I R8 8/8.
Posted 16 February, 2016.
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