I take off my pink hat as Doug Dimmadome enters the room. He says to me "I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadick." I giggle at him, he gets closer to me while stroking his white moustache. He whispers into my ear "Let's get this dimmadone." I pull down his pants and boxers at the same time, revealing his huge throbbing erection. I put my buck teeth on his dimmadick, rubbing up and down. He is happy, he is satisfied. He's ready to plow my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, I can tell. He bends me over and whispers into my ear again "Timmy, I'm going in dry!" I scream in satisfaction as I feel his warm ♥♥♥♥ enter into my uncharted area. He ♥♥♥♥♥ me in so many different positions, eventually he came into my ass. That's the day I became a man. Thanks Cosmo and Wanda.

I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hi, my name is B.O.B, and I approve this message

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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”

Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the country sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven dollars in my bank account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities.