*Sniff, sniff* yeah, you're good... 🥴C'mon in.
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Heff->ʕ ˶ •ᴥ•ʔ💕💋💕ᠸ••˶ 𐅠<-Me

Heavy is the neck that wears the collar

From this point on it will be Rancid Fa🚨🚨otry

They call me queer the way I'm gay :3

💦Beat my ♥♥♥♥♥ into submission💦
💦R🚨pe my hole with murderous intent💦

Why do they Hotdogs in packages of 8 if I can only fit 5 up my ass? 🌭

♥♥♥♥ ride till my neck hurts
⠀⠀⠀⠀😩Sweat on me😩
😝Pool side blunts and prostate massages😝
⠀⠀⠀⠀🦶Step on me🦶
🤙Come cruising on my post cry afterglow🤙

Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly 5 HotDogs up my ass

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I don't wanna go to school
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I don't wanna follow rules
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I don't wanna go to work
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Everyone alives a jerk
I don't wanna make new friends
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I just want to play pretend
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Put my breakfast in a bowl
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Here it is my heart and soul
I don't wanna pay my rent
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I don't wanna represent
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Ideals of humanity and feeling like my phones for rent
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I wish I could forget to read
Never caring where I peed
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Never shorted green house gass
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Turn around I'll sniff your ass :3

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🎶🥴 "4-lung Professional Dog"


Steam is jealous that I keep getting chosen to be the communal hump toy at the dog park

Femboy Rodent, call me a mousetrap
Bong Water Pop-Tart⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀HotDogs and Whole Milk

"Who's gonna believe a retarded retard like him"

Thanks for reading!~ 💦
- Gooch Smooching Glitter Dog 💕💋

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