Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

ropes are $20 on amazon lil bro either spend yo last 20 on one or get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job u big back bastard bagging in a 2v3 trials is absolutely insane i hope your mom falls down a flight of stairs in gta rp =D

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personification of a person violently ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choke on a ♥♥♥♥ and scramble my balls in your mouth ♥♥♥♥♥

shoot your balls off