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ㅤ* A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said "We serve breakfast at any time", so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.
ㅤ* Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
ㅤ* "Where are you going on holiday?" John asked Trevor.
"We're off to Thailand this year", Trevor replied.
"Oh; aren't you worried that the very hot weather might disagree with your wife?" asked John.
"It wouldn't dare", said Trevor.
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