Lunkmas, just a gift away. Lunkmas brought you a gift! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. 由

I am the Grunk
Santa Lunk who?
I live in steam comments
A gift for you 由

I'm Mr Fun Christmas, I'm Mr Hero.
I'm Mr Year Poster; I'm Mr Gift Bestow.
Friends call me Lunk miser, whatever I touch, turns to gifts in my clutch.
I'm too much. 由

O God, who has glorified blessed NichoLunk, Thine illustrious Gift Giver and Hero, by means of countless gifts and wonders, and who dost not cease yearly so to remember him; grant, we beseech Thee, that we may be delivered gifts from his kindness and grace. 由

What a year it's been. But despite everything, you come home to see Santa Lunk has left you a present by an inviting fire 由

You better watch out, you better not tire, better keep runnin I'm tellin ya why. Santa Lunk is back again this year 由

An empty living room containing only a Lunkmas tree, always willing to share the Lunkmas spirit 由

Have a ripper Aussie Lunkmas, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Here's your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Aussie present, Fa-la-l- just take the damn thing 由

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Australia is not real . It 's a hoax , made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace . In reality , all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters , drowning before they could see land ever again .
It 's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history , made by one of the most prominent empires . Australia does not exist . All things you call " proof " are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world . Your Australian friends ? They 're all actors and computer generated personas , part of the plot to trick the world .
If you think you 've ever been to Australia , you 're terribly wrong . The plane pilots are all in on this , and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases , parts of South America , where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians .

What a lonely year it has been here
I'll just leave some Lunkmas joy 由

Merry Lunkmas, Here's your present 由

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