Recent reviews by Mickey Mao Ze Dong

I would never recommend this game to anyone. The player base is made of cave trolls and orcs that think all the same. The actual game itself is not fun and offers a slow grind that feels like scraping a cheese grater against your balls then squirting lemon juice on it. Even if you do everything right early game there are things that are just out of your control that halt or hinder your progress. That being, players. It is a multiplayer game with a ♥♥♥♥ fanbase of diehards that will stay up until 6 in the morning just to offline you. Stay away from this game like sex in the 80s. The intial pleasure is a rush and it's fun, but you will eventually contract aids.

Achungus

How do you not love the classics? The game has died a slow death as of recent but, still a great time with the boys

Lot of fun! Easy to pick up and gives a feel that you are never finished the game. On thing i would change is the currency in the game needs to become more inflated to buy cooler animals but that is a small dink on an other whys great game.

Gotta grind trust factor to even be playable but i played before it became free and had the loyalty badge. Don't even try wingman with low trust factor and comp is pretty bad as well. Just stick to casual and try to harness your skills for the sh?t storm ahead.