Recent reviews by geck

Not gonna lie, one of the gayest voices I have ever heard. Its like a gay rainbow hit this place. Not a regular rainbow. Sort of enjoy it, sort of made me go like wot at the start.

I have only played for an hour but I would say yes to this game if you like RTS games like Total War. The controls are very similiar. They are bit clunky sometimes, especially making them do things, but in time I think I will figure out what I am doing wrong.
What I noticed off the bat is units. You actually have to care for these units. You can give these units different guns so each one has a purpose. In Total War you just sorta send them to their deaths and win the battle. In this game, you want them to live. You have a person "currency" as well. You only get so many people to use in your army, so you are inclined to keep them alive.

You know why CS:GO is free and not this game. Because unlike CS:GO, they tried, also money.

For me, while I am newer to this game, and in general to the Total War Franchise (Not playing the hardest difficulties), I do actually enjoy this game very much. It does seem a bit stupid some mechanics, but at the end of the day I do like the time period. I do like the general play style. I do not like price increases.

I spent half the time jerking off while waiting for CPU turns. I do not regret my actions. I praise this game for giving me a way to multi-task while casually doing other things.

*knee motar trauma*
Sums up everything here with one word

Simple review:

Fun time waster, more difficult than it seems especially with aiming, and funzies

I have not played this game in a while but it is fun. There is so much to do and stupid ♥♥♥♥. Like beating people randomly with a dildo and going on a full on rampage. Or using a harry potter broom to shoot anything you see. Or bringing up a tank and going ham. GTA the tanks die easily, in Saints Row... its a tank.

Its just stupid fun that works.

Kind of got tired of valve just milking this game to hell...

Was a damn good game but updates getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just... why even play.

This game by the way installs spyware. When you uninstall the game, it does not fully uninstall. It leaves behind a client that runs in the background after you uninstall 'incase you come back and reset your settings'

Go to %appdata% and go back to Local and remove that ♥♥♥♥ Gaijan client. I can deal with Google since it makes life easier That client just consumes resources for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.