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42.4 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
Fun if you enjoy fishing and chill times. I recommend a click and hold macro if you plan on doing other things while playing.
Posted 2 December.
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30.3 hrs on record
Despite the smaller map, Subnautica: Below Zero retains much of what made the original special. With even more building options and a brand new vehicle to pilot, exploring the deep has never seemed more appealing (if you can handle the leviathans).

Unfortunately, many of the original game's faults are still at large, and seemingly even more prevalent in Below Zero due to the increased land components. This does take away from immersion, but not enough to stop me from playing non-stop for hours on end.
Posted 22 June, 2021.
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23.0 hrs on record
Smooth gameplay for a metroidvania. The graze mechanic is phenomenal, and really sells the bullet hell aspect that you would expect from Touhou.
Posted 23 May, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
He's not wearing pants 10/10
Posted 2 November, 2020.
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10.6 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Characters are cute (and surprisingly lewdable).
If you can handle falling, losing momentum, losing things you were carrying, and losing matches, Fall Guys is for you.
Posted 25 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
124.2 hrs on record (114.5 hrs at review time)
10/10 I bought this game twice
Best movement I've ever experienced. Weapons are nice. Masterpiece of a campaign.

Only downside of this game would be the v̴̡̟̋͑̈́̚ỏ̸̤̘̕ḯ̶͓̔͝c̸̹͙͊̆͊͝e̴̛̛̬͎͖͈͗̚ ̷̰̩̏͜c̶̲̏̓͛̚͜h̶̩͎̖͉̽̌͝͝a̴̮̘̥͆ͅt̵̟͘ I guess.
Posted 21 August, 2020.
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0.0 hrs on record
It has a nice feel to it, and I like the subtle vibrations from the touch pads.
The buttons on the bottom were a nice touch, but seem somewhat awkward to use regularly.
One issue I found was that the "D-pad" on the left had inconsistent scrolling on web pages, likely due to the textured design.

In-game, the controls are like standard controller game play but with an additional mouse input. Due to my inexperience with traditional controllers, I can't really criticise this thing too much.
Posted 11 October, 2019.
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218.6 hrs on record (88.3 hrs at review time)
Fighting game but you play with your balls
Posted 28 June, 2019. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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1,756.2 hrs on record (1,037.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
After playing this game for a very long time, I can truly say that it is a spectacular shooter and ranks highly in both competitive and casual environments. As a primarily casual player, I will focus on the less competitive side of the game in this review.

Each round lasts anywhere between mere seconds (on rare occasion!!) to slightly over 2 minutes, and there are no duties to fulfill postmortem in Casual. Death permanence in CSGO allows the reckless and luckless player to have additional time to live their lives outside of the game. Cross Mid on Dust II and get sniped through a smoke? There's two minutes for you to finish your homework. Rush Lower and spray down three Ts before falling to an AK? Doodle some drawings while you wait for your team to throw. Fail your ladder knife in Vents on Nuke? Grease up your hands with whatever junk food is in the vicinity. The time you lose from dying early can easily be converted to time spent on other tasks.

The community can also be very entertaining. If you are lucky and get that one excited guy who calls out strats and is always cheerful, the entire lobby will usually join the fun and create big commotion. Although there are servers dedicated to knife-only rounds, it is usually very fun to drop into a random Casual match full of strangers just running around with knives and tasers. And maybe it's just me, but I even find mic-spammers and somewhat-toxic people fun to play with, so long as they talk normally once in a while (and the volume reduction button does its job).

For setting, CSGO truly has an underappreciated atmosphere in terms of the fps genre. The ambient noises typical of any Source map, the dynamic yet undistracting lighting, the tiny details put into the maps by various creators over the ages; I often find my scope drifting off into the distance to get a closer look at the trees or the buildings on certain maps while watching positions with my AWP. When the Incendiary/Molotov flames glitch while I'm dead and play for a few moments extra, I would linger behind to listen to them crackle. Despite being quite basic in terms of graphical requirements, CSGO holds a very calming allure that I find easier to appreciate compared to other unranked fps games, especially on large maps where you might not even come across any enemies.

Of course, as one of the largest competitive games in the world, CSGO will have its stressful moments as well. Having to clutch a 1v3 situation really gets your heart going, especially with the underlying risk of being clutch-or-kick'd. And sometimes a player may decide to try and vote you off for no apparent reason (you'll get used to it -_-). But all things considered, this is a fantastic game I would highly recommend it for any player willing to get good enough to enjoy playing without having to put in much thought. Pro tip: bind some weapon buys to your keypad to make your experience smoother ;) - have fun shooting!
Posted 13 August, 2018. Last edited 30 December, 2020.
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