Recent reviews by Ral_E_Squirrel

Average day in ARMA 3 Multiplayer:

>Be Me
>Ride with squadmates to combat area
>Runs into giant stone wall
>Car Safe
>Backs up and drives down the road
>5 Minutes later, Hits sign
>Poppedtire.jpg
>Disembark from car which catches on fire for some reason
>ohshit.jpg
>Squad sees building, so we run to it, hoping the enemy isn't there
>Thankfully, no one is inside it
>Climbs roof to get vantage point
>Glitches off ladder and falls to the ground
>Legs shattered
>Magically fixes broken legs with medpack
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Suddenly, Squad of enemies passes behind us
>Ohshit.gif
>Someone throws grenade
>Bounces off the wall in front of the person throwing grenade
>Kills everyone in room
>Flashbacks.gif
>Enemy squad has shotgun with Doomsday slugs
>♥♥♥♥♥♥.jpg
>Destroys building with three shots, killing everyone else
>Flashbacksintensefies.jpg
>Gets killed by friendly airstrike, tageting the enemy behind me

Thus, ends the story of how an average multiplayer game of arma turns out.