Recent reviews by James St Patrick

spend your time =D

Really fun, good community, 90% of your friends list probably already have this game, why don't you?

Obligatory I now speak native Russian joke.

"Lol L2P n00bs" - Your little brother, 2k15

The fact you are reading the reviews for this game because you are thinking of buying it is a good enough reason to kill yourself.

This game is really fun. If you have not played it before I would wait for it to be on sale because it's not to everyones taste but you should stop reading this and buy it for yourself and everyone on your friends list.

One of the most visually outstanding games you will ever play. Sorry what was that it came out in 2011. Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy it.

would this be a Skyrim review without a *le FuNni M3mE

lOL lE ARrow to th3 *le knee LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*imdeadontheinside*LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

'♥♥♥♥ You' - Me, 2015

WARNING THIS IS JUST ME RANTING ABOUT HOW ♥♥♥♥ AND UNFINISHED THIS GAME IS.

The rant: This game is a cheaply made clone of halo trying to be original by throwing in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dinosaurs. At first I was excited when I booted up the game and played for a few minutes, "aww yeah this is fun" then it hit me these guns all feel like toy guns that shoot little plastic balls and feel really underwelming. so you are either shooting at enemy players that all look like a ridiculous version of Zero from borderlands 2 but with more LED lights glued to their suits or you are shooting some stupid as ♥♥♥♥ dinosaurs. It is full of bugs, glitches and this game should of at least been finished before they released it. Oh wait this is the finished product, let me just shove that £0.59 up my ass. Oh and all the maps are big open planes with a few rocks and if you're lucky a puddle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water.

The pros: This game would be okay if you were playing it with friends for less than 30 minutes before deciding to go back on PAYDAY 2 because all your friends you were playing with have killed themselves.

Thanks for reading, now im going to go play with my balls.