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-Rep After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got to chat, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Yeah can you imagine being gay lol? Like seriously honest to god wanting to kiss boys. Putting your lips on another dude’s lips unironically. Holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him. Crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms.

Couldn’t be me lmao.

u gotta post a copy pasta kreg