To the four people that told me I need to go to Wintertodt to train fire making today:

No I do not. Even if I was an Ironman, which I am not, I still don't have to.

I've been lighting fires since 2003 Sonny Jim and it works just as well now as it did then.

You didn't even know about Runescape until you saw that twitch promotion in 2017.

Yeah sure, you have a maxed main now and I don't, but let me tell you this:

I've been having fun on this game ever since I started 20 years ago, and you sir, have been depressed.

Did you enjoy Runescape today? I click the thumbs up with my computer mouse.

You fumble around with your chubby fingers on some smart device, and every day you press the thumbs down. It's been proven.

So you head back to Wintertodt mate. I'm gonna take a break and go for a quick PK trip at rune rocks. And you know what? I'm gonna laugh when I get pked by a clan, because I'm used to dying in this game, and it doesn't scare me.

When they call me a rat I have a little chuckle to myself because I know it's just a game.

When they call you a rat, you actually go check the mirror, and sure enough, you see beedy black eyes, a long snout and whiskers staring back at you. The sad thing is, you have done this to yourself. It wasn't the pkers, it wasn't Jagex, it was you all along.

That's all, go have some fun guys. Put a smile on your dial.