i saw that you like shmoops, that's rad

i like to play and draw

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?

Hey there, you might not remember me but a while ago I added you for an unusual offer. I'm currently in a bind. I lost my job a few months back, so I devoted my time to streaming myself opening up crates and boxes from various games on twitch; my channel never took off and the mediocre unboxings just sent my family further into debt as I spent the last of my daughter's college fund. Needless to say, I was kicked out of the house. I REALLY need you to accept my unusual offer, if this goes through I'll be able to sustain myself for at least 4 months. Please reply ASAP, I don't have much time before I'm kicked out of this internet cafe.

erm... what the scallop

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"Can we walk away from this?"
He looks away but not at anything in particular. His eyes scan for something--anything.
"I ♥♥♥. I came. I camed. There isn't anything in this world left for me."
An expectant glance.
"I'm left for you."
"Don't even. My next day's in court. The tribunal of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ begins, and you shouldn't be involved."
"I want to be--"
"No!"
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Hey there, you might not remember me but a while ago I added you for an unusual offer. I'm currently in a bind. I lost my job a few months back, so I devoted my time to streaming myself opening up crates and boxes from various games on twitch; my channel never took off and the mediocre unboxings just sent my family further into debt as I spent the last of my daughter's college fund. Needless to say, I was kicked out of the house. I REALLY need you to accept my unusual offer, if this goes through I'll be able to sustain myself for at least 4 months. Please reply ASAP, I don't have much time before I'm kicked out of this internet cafe.

Hey there, it's been a two days since I added you for an unusual offer. How was your Christmas? Mine was not ok, whilst my family was parading around with their newly opened gifts, I was checking my phone in hopes of you responding asap. That time never came. PLS respond asap

Hey there, it's been a month since I added you for an unusual offer. How was your Christmas? Mine was not ok, whilst my family was parading around with their newly opened gifts, I was checking my phone in hopes of you responding asap. That time never came. PLS respond asap

Hey there, it's almost been 24 hours sincecc i added you for an unusual offer. Pls respond asap

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Hey there, I added you for an unusual offer. Pls respond asap.

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