I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
-- Paul McCracken
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Blessed are they that have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded
to say it.
-- James Russell Lowell
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Scully: I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!

"The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"
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Bitca: "It's not as good as last year."

Kaylee: "Oh, really? What'd they have last year?"

Bitca: "Standards."
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If the rich could pay the poor to die for them, what a living the poor
could make!
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Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long
together if ever we had been married?
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But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!
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Life is full of surprises but never when you need one.
-- Calvin
🙂
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
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AHAHAHAHH VAC PODRE

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