I sexually Identify as a badrat. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the litter boxes and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting cats. People say to me that a person being a badrat is Impossible and that I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a tail, ears and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “squeakaids” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a ratphobe and need to check your rodent privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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