go play fortnite, that game is for children like u <3

the prince pulled down his pants to reveal solid gold played balls and shaft. the mechanic stood there mouth agape in awe of the most well endowed and artistically engraved golden penis anyone has ever seen. the mechanic asked just how he was receiving the payment and just as he finished asking the prince pulled out a big gulp and swiftly emptied his baby sack into sed cup. the mechanic again looked at him in awe his man juice looked as if it had been melted gold shining in the hot summer sun. after filling nearly half the cup he looks to the mechanic and says i’d like to buy your whole shop hands him the cup and takes the keys straight from the mechanics hand. i’ll never forget that fateful day i met the most generous prince in all the land.

Last time i was in town getting my car fixed this man came up to me asking if i was going to have the money to pay for my repairs. i checked my wallet to find only two red buttons and a safety pin. Trenton introduced himself and said he was a prince from a place that i’d never heard of. this seemed suspicious but i honestly had no other options than to trust him. a half hour later my car repair was done and the mechanic came up to me and said that my engine had run out of piston lubricant and it was gonna cost me 6000 dollars. i turned my head to the left where i had met the aforementioned prince and he gave me a look. he walked over and introduced himself to the mechanic and said he would be paying but not by tradition means. the mechanic seemed a bit confused and asked what he meant since he only accepted payment in form of money.

IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN RAAAAAA

fortnite

fiercest raccoon i've ever encountered