for introverts, Christmas is like a stealth mission—sneak past the relatives asking about your life choices, loot the cookies, and escape with your sanity intact!
dum dum dududum (queue MGS intro) 🥷🎄

Can February March?
No, but April May 😎
🤣🤣 anyway april is almost over, have a great weekend, and monthend

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple!
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⠀⢀⡀⠀⣄⢸⠰⡠⢡⠊⠇⠀⣠⡀
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⢨⡔⠉⠢⡀⢀⠜⠑⢄⢀⠄⠋⠒⡅
⠘⡣⡀⡠⠘⠣⡀⠀⠔⠉⠂⡤⢊⠇
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Harr Harr Harr!!
anyway, Merry Christmas!!
and May you have a Happy New Year

Ꜧõ ӈõ ӈõ, ℳerry ℭhristmasss ~
Ꜧmmm,,, sorry but 's list says you are not eligible to receive yet ,,,
Ɓe a good child and better luck next year then !

HappyNewYear

Turtles.