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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:53am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:43pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:19am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:39am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:40am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:54am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:53pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:05am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:17am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:24pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May @ 4:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 6:02am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:32pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 6:02am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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