uwu

Beep boop. I was just playing Mario Maker 2 a lot.

heck

Joking aside.

I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, along with box for 7 years, I think I could.

As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1.87m for 86kg.

The speed I'm granted is mad, and so are my reflexes. I'd just have to wait for him to rush towards me and throw good punches right at his head. I'd not let him go, any mistake and the gorilla's done for. There'll always be virgins here thinking that it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower to begin with, my friends. And secondly, you're not gonna do anything with the cowardly-shaped bodies you've got.

Any barely trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, all it requires is technique.

wassup my brethren of african descent

Wikipedia is not a siurce. With the same success I may use information from a suspect site. In the battle of Kursk the germans had more planes for example. Russia had many soldiers thats try, but incorrectly that the russians won a number and not the quality. Because it sounds like - russians is a bad slodiers, but a lot of them. Brest Fortress russians kept for a long time and people were much less than those of the germans.

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Welcome back my friend.

It's-a me!

In all seriousness we all missed you and we're all glad you're doing a lot better

He's finally here.

Did you join the military or something bruh?

Celebratory music of your return

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O36f1p8QSaw

HE LIVES

da fug

Hey bigcock how you doing ;)

rip ireallyus death by robin williams

I'm a hardcore fan of The Immortal Ducks, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be on the http://www.king-midas.org where I would often train with Kind Midas himself in the training center and help Funk and Sevboy with the Funny Vid Festival, but one day as I was telepathically communicating to Arthrix, we went to my mumble for a private conversation. He immediately said, "You know you could meme with us forever.." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live in the forest and you REALLY wish to become a memer". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then laffed and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with Le Based Bear and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the mumble, you just have to do...one thing". He then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave him some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "Bear said 'YOU WANT TO GET BANNED?'" I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He had another laff, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick..Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and he gave me a kiss on the forehead (ironically of course), "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to meme with us forever!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

RIP

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wtf did you die?

Haven't seen you on much lately. Do you still want to finish BL2 with us?

rip in pizza :(

rip real ♥♥♥♥♥

RIP

http://i.imgur.com/hQI6kW0.gif

whatsyoursismine

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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cute poem

pls do not make fun of my daughterfu

LOOKS LIKE TEACH JUST RECEIVED TENURE!

no and also elins are cool

Gabe's rollin', ft. limp bizkit

same

NOT a witch doctor

gabe's an idiot and wrong. Zozo is a necromancer and made of zombie ghost parts

a witch doctor

yes

I will destroy ZOG and free american from israeli tyranny

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil ♥♥♥♥♥ gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

uguu~

SO KAWAII

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Come over here and you will see
the scourge of modern society
For no woman is in sight, nor in tow
and yet the man's ass jiggles to and fro
His sight is gross, his neck has hair
and his body is sweaty and bare
No one could understand, no one knew
that a man could ♥♥♥♥ his "waifu"
But now they know, now they see
it's obvious that he posts on /v/.