Recent reviews by Deadspud

The game is alright.
The fact I work with seriously ill people trying to protect them against a tide of morons who are afraid of a small textile over their fat mouths is not alright.

Don't support this a-hat of a dev.

Big smash rat face yes

Upvoting to offset the petulant children who can't just accept a freebie. Get in the bin

Basically a bunch of people got a bit chilly in that there London and thought "Sod this guv', lets go on our hollibobs somewhere nice like". So Reggie, Doreen and little Jimmy pack their bags and travel South with 77 other sunseekers on the HMS Misdirection. Unfortunately, they put "Dim John" in charge of compass, so ended up in Norway or something.

So, lusting after Bahama Mamas and Juan the Pool Boy, the gang are trapped in a desolate wasteland (sorry Norway) of snow and Ice. They're British so they not never stop whining about the weather - "ooh look it's -40C today, that's a bit nippy innit?".

Anyway, everyone decides to pitch camp next to this totally safe industrial furnace, inexplicably plonked in the middle of nowhere. After a while Reggie gets a real nasty cough from digging for coal in the freezing cold for 12 hours a day, so the most qualified member of the new camp, Bob the engineer, decides the only thing for it is to cut off Reggie's leg and graft a random hunk of metal to the stump. Reggie's pretty happy for a bit because he loves looking like 50% of Leutenant Dan from Forrest Gump, but he dies anyway because Bob is an Engineer with zero medical training - Bob is reassigned to the Workshop and dies because the temperature drops to -90C and he forgot to bring his coat to work. Everyone complains about the weather a bit more.

One chap gets a bit too big for his boots and starts building churches everywhere. After about a week he's installed as the new God and nobody really questions it, because it's too bloody cold to think about anything other than complaining about the weather.

Eventually a big storm hits, everyone either dies or lives a bit more.

11/10 would complain about the weather again.