your steam wishlist can be used to bring down governments. let me explain...
nectarines are arguably (but not actually arguably because this is just true) the greatest iphone made by humans, due to the fact that if you had a car, and a trailer, and a trailer trailer, you could carry more than the biggest pinecone in the world due to the pinecone not being a pinecone but a porcupine

So, xbox controllers are trash, as are PS4 controllers, and the reason being, is that youre human, and thus, the Nintendo Switch was born, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN, so with that logic, every human must suffer for at least 2 days in the cold outside before being allowed to touch a brick (the ones used on houses)

Brosifs, so if you had $5, you could actually buy about $409.62 worth of stuff, as the exchange rate between nevada and the galactic republic is $5 to $409.62, so basically, you can make money, by getting money, and then transferring money to get more money, and then boom, money, and money is close to monkey, and monkeys, can make money, because monkeys are primates, pri, pri mean 'to make money' in ancient greek. So basically, get a monkey, make it work to get money, take that money (as you own the monkey), and boom ,transfer that money as stated above, and boom, Elon Musk in da house (but youre Elon Musk in this case coz you have much money)

dude, i cannot believe this, but i just found out pancakes wear hats because they're scared the dragon from Shrek will come and then give them all one of Santas fingers that he ate off and that is the reason why trees dont grow on clouds, because if they did microsoft wouldnt have the ability to actually eat the universes supply of plutonium and therefore become a radioactive slice of pizza roaming the multiverse looking for a superhero with a stomach the size of neverland to give it $5

Hey! I saw your comment on my profile. Was confused on what you meant by, "Can I buy your unwashed toe pics." I would prefer if you just left me alone. Thanks.

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