>Hello Jake, I want to play a game

>Three months ago you refused to honor my coupon at Subway, even though it had only expired a couple of days before.

>Clearly you enjoy having people's hopes and dreams in the palm of your hand so you can crush them with technicalities, so I've prepared a test for you

>You can either crush your hands in the industrial vice you see before you, or you can drown in marinara sauce as it slowly fills the room.

>Live or die Jake, make your choice.

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Up to 7 metres of muscle and teeth, packed into an agile and streamlined body that can weigh in at 2250kg – this is the great white shark, one of the most infamous hunters on Earth. But the reality is that these sharks may disappear from our oceans altogether within the next 20 years. Their terrifying reputation is part myth, part reality, rooted in their instinct to hunt and kill whatever looks like a good prey animal … and that can include human beings. But how far is their killer-reputation justified? Are great white sharks really the blood-thirsty loners we imagine them to be?

The usual methods of getting close to great whites to study them closely and form impressions of their population cross-section include caged dives and diving with airtanks. But these techniques are now known to affect the sharks’ behaviour: the predators’ extraordinary electrical sensory systems react to the galvanic properties of metal.

Hello, my name is Billy Shears and you have reached my profile. My birthday is on the Tenth of July, I'm 14 years old, I (unfortunately) live in Kentucky, and I've been gaming and using the internet for almost my entire life. I am genderfluid, but I really don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about pronouns as long as you're not calling me "it".

My favourite people are Markiplier and Jacksepticeye for being complete goofballs, The Beatles for their beautiful music and Bernie Sanders for his passion to help ordinary people.

My favourite games are Undertale, Half-Life,* Portal*, Left 4 Dead*, Goat Simulator, Five Nights at Freddy's*, Garry's Mod, Slender: The Arrival, and Shovel Night.
*The entire series.

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