Yes i agree milking cows should be illegal. One day a 102 year old baby squirrel walked in on his parents eating nuts. Later that day he ranked up and started listening to lofi hip hop radio and it changed his life. A few of his mothers were very happy about this change and decided to transform him into a breastnut. Later on in his life at the age of 69 he became a mother to an enslaved cactus. Every time his baby cactus was spanked to death by its grasshopper owner, she smiled and pleasured to the pain his cactus was in. 20 years later it was discovered that his baby cactus was actually a cricket ball when the "cactus" was in its fetal stage inside of its breastnut mother. The cactus is 12 years old today and is a football. Thank you for listening and that is my arguement.