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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 1:25pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 7:58am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:07am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:23am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 4:02am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 10:03am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:28am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 1:57am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:21am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:10am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 3:43am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:14am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:25am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 10:30am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:16am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 1:52am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 10:02am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 4:17am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:11am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:32am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 1:30am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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