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Welcome to ARMA 3, the game that answers the age-old question: what if you took the intensity of a military simulation and combined it with the unpredictability of a sandbox? The result is a game that’s part training exercise, part open-world adventure, and entirely an experience you won’t forget.

Graphics and Visuals: 5/5
ARMA 3’s graphics are a feast for the eyes, provided you’ve invested in a computer that could double as a NASA workstation. The landscapes are so realistic you might find yourself swatting at imaginary flies during a jungle mission or trying to adjust your monitor’s brightness to cope with the dazzling sunsets. From the rolling hills of Altis to the dense forests of Tanoa, the game world is as vast as it is beautiful. Just don’t spend too much time admiring the scenery, or you might get ambushed by an AI squad that’s been watching you with all the patience of a cat eyeing a canary.

Gameplay: 5/5
ARMA 3 isn’t just a game; it’s a full-body workout for your brain. Imagine trying to coordinate a synchronized swimming routine in a shark tank, and you’ll get a sense of the tactical precision required. Every mission feels like a high-stakes chess game where the pieces occasionally explode.

You’ll plan, execute, and adapt in real-time, often while shouting at your teammates through voice chat. The sheer depth of gameplay options is staggering. You can fly helicopters, command tanks, and even engage in underwater combat. And let’s not forget the editor mode, which allows you to create scenarios ranging from “rescue the POW” to “how many goats can we fit into a Humve?”

Storyline: 4/5
The campaign offers a compelling narrative that makes you feel like the star of your own military action movie. The story unfolds through a series of missions that will test your strategic thinking and your patience with your AI comrades. The plot twists and turns like a heavily armored snake, keeping you engaged as you uncover the secrets of Altis. While the storyline is gripping, the true magic of ARMA 3 lies in the stories you create yourself, whether it’s a perfectly executed operation or a catastrophic failure that turns into a hilarious tale of woe.

Multiplayer: 5/5
If you think ARMA 3 is intense solo, just wait until you dive into multiplayer. It’s like being part of an international military symposium where everyone’s primary language is “tactical jargon.” Coordinating with real players adds a layer of realism and unpredictability that’s both exhilarating and occasionally infuriating. The community-created content is a treasure trove of diverse missions, from serious mil-sim operations to outright bizarre scenarios that feel like they were dreamed up during a feverish late-night Discord chat.

Sound and Music: 5/5
The sound design in ARMA 3 is nothing short of phenomenal. Every bullet whizz, explosion, and footstep is rendered with painstaking detail. The ambient sounds immerse you in the environment, making you feel like you’re really in the middle of a warzone (minus the risk of actual injury). The music, when it kicks in, underscores the tension and drama of your missions, making you feel like a bona fide action hero.

Overall: 5/5
ARMA 3 is not just a game; it’s a lifestyle choice. It’s a playground for strategists, a sandbox for creative minds, and a crucible for friendships forged in the heat of virtual battle. It offers unparalleled depth, a sprawling world to explore, and the kind of emergent gameplay that makes every session unique.

So, suit up, gather your squad, and prepare for a gaming experience that’s as thrilling as it is challenging. ARMA 3 isn’t for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to dive in, it’s a wild, wonderful ride. Welcome to the ultimate military simulation, soldier. Now drop and give me 20... minutes of tactical planning, that is!

Picture this: you’re floating in the cosmos, a lone explorer with a penchant for bizarre flora and fauna. Welcome to No Man’s Sky, where the universe is your oyster, and each oyster is potentially filled with the weirdest, most wonderful, or most underwhelming pearls you’ve ever encountered.

Graphics and Visuals: 4/5
Imagine a Picasso painting collided with a 1970s sci-fi novel cover. The result? No Man’s Sky in all its vibrant, psychedelic glory. The landscapes are a kaleidoscope of colors that will either leave you in awe or feeling like you've been trapped inside a lava lamp. Trees? Check. Giant mushroom-looking things? Check. Floating rocks that defy all known laws of physics? Double-check. It’s like Bob Ross took an LSD trip and decided to paint a universe.

Gameplay: 4/5
Ah, the gameplay! You start with a broken spaceship and the desire to explore the infinite. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being stranded on an alien planet with nothing but your wits and a multi-tool, this is your game. You’ll mine, craft, and upgrade your way from one bizarre planet to the next, always asking yourself, “Is that plant trying to eat me, or does it just want to be friends?”

Exploration is the name of the game. And by exploration, I mean wandering around, scanning everything in sight, and occasionally stumbling upon ancient alien ruins that either fill you with awe or a deep sense of, “Well, that was mildly interesting.” The procedurally generated universe means you’ll never run out of places to go, things to see, and weird alien species to name after your ex.

Storyline: 3/5
The storyline is as mysterious as the universe itself. You’re nudged along by cryptic messages and ancient artifacts, unraveling the secrets of the cosmos and your place within it. It’s kind of like being the protagonist in a space opera written by an existential philosopher who really likes puzzles. The lore is deep, but sometimes feels like it was written by a committee of AI who couldn’t agree on whether they were writing a sci-fi epic or an interstellar scavenger hunt.

Multiplayer: 3/5
Yes, you can play with friends! Or rather, you can try to play with friends. Finding them in this vast universe can be a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack. A haystack that’s the size of a galaxy. When you do manage to team up, it’s a blast to build bases together, show off your weirdest discoveries, and accidentally blow each other up with mining lasers.

Sound and Music: 5/5
The soundtrack is an ethereal mix of ambient tunes that perfectly match the vibe of floating through space and discovering new worlds. It’s the kind of music that makes you feel both relaxed and slightly on edge, as if a space whale might appear at any moment to serenade you or swallow you whole. The sound effects are equally immersive, from the hum of your spacecraft’s engines to the unsettling growls of unseen alien creatures.

Overall: 4/5
No Man’s Sky is an ambitious, sprawling adventure that’s equal parts serene and surreal. It’s a game that rewards curiosity and patience, offering an endless array of planets to explore, resources to gather, and mysteries to uncover. Sure, it has its quirks and moments of “What even is this?”, but that’s all part of its charm.

So, if you’ve ever dreamed of being an intrepid space explorer with a knack for naming bizarre alien creatures after your least favorite foods, No Man’s Sky is the game for you. Strap in, take off, and get ready for a journey through a universe that’s as strange and wonderful as you can imagine. Bon voyage, space traveler!

Step into Night City, where the future is dystopian, the lights are neon, and every alleyway promises either a new adventure or a new glitch. Welcome to Cyberpunk 2077, the game that made us all feel like Johnny Silverhand... if Johnny Silverhand had a tendency to fall through floors and get stuck in walls.

Graphics and Visuals: 4/5
Cyberpunk 2077 is a visual feast for the eyes, assuming those eyes can handle the occasional oddity like characters T-posing in the background or cars randomly deciding to take flight. The cityscape is stunning, a perfect blend of Blade Runner aesthetics and futuristic grunge. If you’ve ever wanted to experience what it’s like to be trapped inside a synthwave album cover, this is your moment. The lighting is so neon-drenched you’ll feel like you’re in a permanent rave.

Gameplay: 4/5
The gameplay is a rollercoaster of emotions. You start off customizing your character, and the level of detail is impressive. Want to give your character glowing cybernetic eyes? Done. Want to spend an unreasonable amount of time choosing the perfect genital configuration? You got it.

Once you’re in the game, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where you can do just about anything, as long as that anything includes hacking, shooting, and engaging in deep philosophical conversations with Keanu Reeves. The missions are diverse and engaging, ranging from high-octane heists to introspective, story-driven quests. Just be prepared for occasional moments of “Did that just happen?” when your bike decides it’s had enough of gravity.

Storyline: 5/5
The story of Cyberpunk 2077 is where it truly shines. You’re V, a mercenary with a chip on your shoulder—literally. Enter Johnny Silverhand, the rockstar rebel played by Keanu Reeves, who’s now living rent-free in your head. Together, you navigate a world of corporate intrigue, cybernetic enhancements, and moral ambiguity. The narrative is deep, gripping, and filled with moments that will make you ponder the nature of humanity and technology... and also why everyone in Night City seems to have an affinity for leather jackets and mohawks.

Multiplayer: N/A
Multiplayer mode? Well, let’s just say that’s still a dream in the neon haze. We’re all eagerly awaiting the day we can cruise the streets of Night City with friends, but for now, it’s a solo ride. At least you have Johnny to keep you company.

Sound and Music: 5/5
The soundtrack of Cyberpunk 2077 is an auditory delight. It’s packed with pulsating beats, gritty synths, and tunes that make you feel like you’re ready to take on the world—or at least the next gang of cyber-enhanced thugs. The voice acting is top-notch, with Keanu Reeves delivering a performance that is equal parts charming and badass. The ambient sounds of Night City add to the immersion, making you feel like you’re truly in a bustling, chaotic metropolis.

Overall: 4.5/5
Cyberpunk 2077 is an ambitious, sprawling RPG that offers a glimpse into a future where technology and humanity collide in spectacularly glitchy fashion. Despite its rocky launch and the occasional bug that might make you question the fabric of reality, it’s a game worth diving into. The rich narrative, vibrant world, and Keanu’s ever-present charisma make it a journey you won’t soon forget.

So, grab your cyberware, buckle up, and prepare for a wild ride through Night City. Just watch out for those disappearing pants and levitating NPCs. Welcome to the future, choomba!

Комитет по отбору качественных игр 2022

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Teamplay FPS

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Wasted money
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