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THE RECRUITMENT CENTERS HAVE REOPENED! DEMOCRACY PREVAILS!

"You offer to the shrine of chance, but gain nothing..."

I watched my friend get grabbed by something in the dark, it happened so quick he didnt have time to scream. We went back in to find his body. The only thing we recovered was ptsd from the incident.
10/10 would recommend

0/10, no pancake boy

the game is slightly dead, but still fun if you find full servers

this game is great, but those 8 hours you see right there? yea i lost wasted all that time because i forgot to save before i quit the game. if you're reading this review, don't make the same mistake i did and assume there's autosave, because there isnt.

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worth it if you're playing zombies, don't buy if you want a good multiplayer or campaign

Literally not even 10 minutes into my first game I saw a guy drive a car off a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ building and walk away completely unharmed. 20 minutes, look for work with the mons, get in, and we start looking for a blue disc. After searching the entire building, we leave and see men in yellow suits, the goldmen. They tell us they have the disc already and they'd be willing to sell it to us for 3000 dollars. We told em we didn't have the money, and one of em says, "oh well" and took his gun out. Then, out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nowhere, a bunch of guys rammed their van into them at like mach 2 and got out to gun down the survivors. After about 10 seconds of not knowing what the ♥♥♥♥ just happened, one of em walks up to us with the disc and says, "you want the disc? Let us into the mons and it's yours" We then continued to grab all the discs in the server with our new tactic called, "light speed" which would make us look like we're cornered, then we'd have a guy not too far off call in the van and ram em all. It worked every time. 40 minutes, we drove off to the shadow realm to chase some red suits who stole our discs. Turns out if you keep driving out of the map, you'll eventually end up in a broken area of the map where collisions are ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Back to the story, we chase the red suits here until we realize they circled around us while we weren't looking. What do we do? We high tail it to the local gun store and buy a ♥♥♥♥ ton of frags. Then we drove to their HQ and bombed the ♥♥♥♥ out of them with the grenades we bought. We stole our disc back and returned it to our HQ. Overall, great game.

TL;DR: game fun, expect chaos beyond mortal comprehension