Most loveable lizard ive met

I am also a Delta Male. 10/10, shredded, extremely charismatic Delta male here. I get you low status people want to know why i’m here, but i’ll spare you the details. You gamers are probably too Lazy to read them anyway. I’m a Delta male, as I stated before. Men respect me, and women lust for me. It’s normal in my life for a woman who’s my Waitress at a restaurant to write her number on my receipt, while i’m leaving dinner with a Different girl. Sound amazing? Well it is. to you, of course. to Me, its just another day. #blessed But as I was saying, why I’m here. I’m here because i like to believe im a charitable guy, so I figure i’ll give you a Few pointers on life: work out 8 days a Week, kill your dog (its just a distraction), dont wipe your ass (let your smell Remind you of your goals), and kiss every guy at the gym who’s bigger than you (to assert dominance).

LIZAR!!!!! :D

Whisper is now playing Borderless Gaming

Pretty cool guy I guess. Looks like he can control fire

I think I still have your stapler, you should probably come get it--

Very cool lizzer, runs a whole space station

LIZARD!!!!!

lizard .!

-rep He called me old. I will never forgive him.

Mew :O

Damn sorry for the false accusation

I'm not a furry

adding cus I saw you in tf2, need tf2 furry friends to play wit :3

+rep fun legion to go against, had lots of fun, solid build too

what an egg

Gucci gang gucci gang

Gucci gang xd

I hope you have holliest of jolliest of a Christmas niBBa

H o l l y J o l l y F u c k i n g C h r i s t m a s C u n t

>gay pyro

+rep helped me find lugermorph

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Tip this fedora to 5 friends or you'll be cursed with a life of harrassing children on the internet while sitting in your moms basement!!

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain.

You may not remember me but i was a free to play and a long time ago u gave me engineer items and i want to say thx and i wanna talk if possible :3