My drunk ass girlfriend said she had sex with over 200 guys. She said she was a real slut back in college, made me stop and think.....

(4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 guys = a new

guy every 7.3 days. Since she said 200 well round it off a new guy every 7 days.

Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times and a average ♥♥♥♥ length of 5.5 inches and about 100 thrusts to ♥♥♥ were looking at..

100 thrusts x 3 times per guy x 11 inches (5.5 in and 5.5 inches out)= 3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ per week.

3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ x 208 weeks=660000 inches of ♥♥♥♥=10.45 miles of ♥♥♥♥.

I got in my car and drove 10.45 miles and thought about ♥♥♥♥♥ being laid end to end. Thats how much ♥♥♥♥ she has taken. She isn't my girlfriend anymore.

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time.

Tin tôi đi, thằng chó chết tiệt của bạn sẽ bắt đầu khi trò chơi này bắt đầu các bạn ạ; Quả óc chó của bạn sẽ khuấy. Ho, ho, ho, ho-ah-ah. Bạn đi bắn tôi đã sẵn sàng! Bạn đi bắn tôi đã sẵn sàng! Bạn sẽ quay HOT đầu tiên ở bất cứ đâu. Và đó ... đó là từ, đó là từ, mọi người. Đó là lời hứa của cuộc hẹn. Bạn sẽ bắn cái gá nóng chết tiệt trên máy tính của bạn, tất cả bàn phím cơ học và dao cạo.

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Tôi thề với Chúa rằng anh ấy sẽ chia các hạt trong lần đầu tiên anh ấy biểu diễn. * Vỗ tay * Điều này đảm bảo hoàn lại tiền: Gửi tin nhắn cho tôi nếu bạn không chia sẻ điều gì trong lần đầu tiên chơi

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

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