HazardLight's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:22am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:35am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 10:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:48am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:49am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:45am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 6:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:04pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:37pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:26am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:02pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:06pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:44pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:33pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 4:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:24pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:56am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 1:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 8:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:10pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:33pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:53am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 30 May, 2024 @ 3:14pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 9:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:01am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:06pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 5:11pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:00pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:10pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:45pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:53am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:00am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:14pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 11:33am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 5:06am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 8:56pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:05am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:18am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:01am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:02am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 4:02am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 10:36am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 7:33pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:46pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:25am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:47pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:57am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 9:13am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:12am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 7:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:47am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:04pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 9:27pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 9:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 10:27am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:55pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:30pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:33pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 2:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 6:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 5:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 7:53pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 9:23am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 6:32am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 9:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 6:22am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 8:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:25am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 4:16am