Def Obese

After a solid game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep i totally agree complete crybaby and getting worked up on a video game LOL seek help rn wwwwww

+ REP 💞)

the person at the bottom of me is 100% right, crybaby

crybaby loser