I am the mother to 14 self-aborted fetuses in jars. On the anniversary of each self-aborted product of conception I open a jar and take a drink. I think that this is the key to immortality. I have an allyway abortion clinic that I run on the weekends for all the crack ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and teenagers, so as you can see I am big into community services. I consider myself artistic and cunning, as I make several paintings and sculptures with the resulting dead embryos. I typically will only do abortions for a mother who is far enough along that a regular abortion clinic would refuse her-and I am VERY cheap.