Recent reviews by Biblically accurate mcchicken

Honestly? I'd have to say it's a 7.5/10. The main portion of the game is visual novel-esque. However the jokes are pretty good. No matter how you play it, there's always a way to balance the money and confidence. If you have both almost maxed out, that's almost a shoe in for one of the "Good endings." Which I gotta say, the sexual physics are actually pretty realistic. There is no clipping in it, it all feels organic. But with all this good stuff, why 7.5?

WELL.

There are a few bugs. One that switches the name of the girl to the russian counterpart, and that was a bit weird. It did kinda flipflop back and forth. Now, that said the other issue. There's only two endings that are good, the bad endings being rejected or going home alone and either way you call the girl a "Dumb ♥♥♥♥♥." Even if you chose it yourself.
The choices sometimes feel limiting, no matter what order. Also, this is just a personal one. The face is a little unnerving. I don't know if it is because I'm autistic, or if it looks like the lady from bee movie got subjected to interbreeding for 8 generations. Also managed to get each achievement in less than an hour and a half.

TL;DR
With all that said, short and sweet, I do still recommend it. It seems to have a lot of passion put into the animation side of things, and the jokes during the date can be pretty wild. Honestly the only thing I'd say is I would love to see more outcomes.

Me and another employee had a similar idea to steal beehives and sell them. Ended all of us. 10/10

The items in this game are ridiculous sometimes. "Godly Wooden Sword" being a rather bad example, but receiving a "lethargic S.D.M.G" is a spectacular kick to the nads. I just really love the items and the modifier system as a whole.

Where do I start? This game is bonkers, but in the best of ways. Ways like: Bringing out characters and other references from pop culture into the game, and the dialogue. This game is best played on "Rare Characters Mode" if you wanna see a mixture of hilarity and an overall bizarre time of obscure references and whacky characters. This game never really gets boring, since the devs are always coming up with new content. More features and more characters. The game is great when it comes to quality, and I'd have to say, is worth every cent.

10/10

I just went on a killing spree with my bare hands while sliding across the floor like an angry little roomba. 10/10-iRobot&IGN

I Died because I couldn't stop dancing. 10/10 "Most Realistic 1518 Dancing Plague simulator of all time!"~IGN

Personally, I love the concept! It is a game with great potential...but the only downfall i could possibly see is the lag issues. but they dissapear after about 10 minutes of playing. Give it a try!

I played this for almost an hour and could see alot of amazing options people have.

you can pretty much customize anything or create anything. you gotta get this game though.

Hey! Do you like Gore? Violence? Watching mutated zombies get shot by 4 guns at the same time? Challenges that involve being a badass at the game? (Realism:Expert) Throwing puke on the zombie that produces the puke? (The Boomer.) Shooting a crying girl in the face with shotguns that have explosive ammo? This game seems about right for you then. If you also play TF2 there are 2 items that you can get from it, The Frying pan (the annoying rage inducer that everyone loves!) and the Ellis Cap!

if you love First Person shooters. this is for you. it is NOTHING LIKE COD OR BATTLEFEILD.(GET A GRIP ON YOUR FUN)
it is an epic game with so many items. 9 classes with thousands of combinations, many customization things, community made things, (Game modes, maps, ECT.) and many good creators
to show for it. on the downside i used up most of my life. (About 4 years) and you should thank Robin Walker and other valve employees for keeping this game running for as long as they have.