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ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴄꜱɢᴏ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ
ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇʀ ꜱᴋɪɴꜱ
ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ
ɪ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴀᴋ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟᴀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇ
ʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ.
ʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ꜱᴋɪɴꜱ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜱᴀᴅ
ɪ ᴘʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴀʙᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ
ɪ ᴡᴏᴋᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ
ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢᴀʙᴇɴ.
ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ɴᴀᴋᴇᴅ
ʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴋ ɢᴜᴛ ᴋɴɪꜰᴇ
ʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡ
ᴄꜱɢᴏ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴄꜱɢᴏ ɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ
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As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means Russia has the cheapest cry.
A wise man once said; “the smaller the breasts, the closer you are to their hearts!”
A wiser man once said; “bigger breasts are the expansion of the heart!”
And the wisest man once said; “you must cherish the entire woman, as she’s the only doorway to her heart!”
SO... can I eat you? :) I want to get to your heart :)
Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.