Recent reviews by WastelandCanid

Okay, hold on.

This game isn't the prettiest, I know.

You're gonna start it up and be like "Naur."

But PLAY. Win one run. Trust me, it'll be real hard to put down.


Dev, if you're out there, please drop some DLC with some extra enemies, or maybe new shells or something. This game is way too good.


Edit: Just found out that it's got a nasty little RAM Leak or something and that's causing it to crash. 24 gigs of ram.

Still gonna play the game tho.

I bought this game like... Yesterday. I've played for 10.2 Hours, and I'm enjoying it a lot. I don't know when I'll hit the end of content for early access, but it'll be a sad time when I do.

I've done this solo, but I imagine it's a lot of fun with friends.


Edit:

12.1 Hours time played - I found the end. Now I'm sad.
Can't wait for the full release though, gonna be awesome to play it again.

|48hrs on record|
I've reset my progress twice. Just twice- after having played through.
This game presents as a challenging strategical pool-themed roguelite.

But really, it's... You can get broken. It's fun to get broken.

2.5 Hours of Gameplay:
Seems good, I'll play some more, and I see a lot of good times coming from this one when character creation drops.

Sony done changed their mind. Play this game. it's good c:

So I've requested a refund, and here's why:

It is SUSPICIOUS. It takes a long time to get anything that's really fun or rewarding. Like longer than 2 hours, which is the refund window, so I might not get mine, which is fine.
The character creation was a huge disappointment.
By the time I got to start doing errands for what presents as something of an intro quest- it had been 70 minutes.
The combat felt weak, unrewarding, the camera was weird.
The inventory and UI is suspiciously template-like, even the font and stuff didn't feel good.

I didn't get screwed over by the devs in the past or anything, so putting that aside, it could be good. But probably not as good as Myth of Empires or Conan Exiles or even like... Atlas. They don't have a strong story potential like this does, but honestly, I felt like the story was forced- and getting thrown into a sandbox would have been better. I just... It's not the worst thing I've seen but it is painfully mid.


TL;DR: I think the combat's weak, I think it needed to bake more. There's Undercooked, and then there's Raw, but this one tastes frozen to me. Might never see real development on this game. I hope they prove me wrong.

Needs more lore store unlocks.

Needs more skimpy attire.

Needs mod support.

Needs Twitch Integration.

Needs to stop stepping on my balls when I try to beat the chapters on Master difficulty. My balls have been crushed.

Other than that, great game, 10/10! It did try to consume my GPU at one point though, but I think that was a hardware error on my end.

I didn't play for that long because I didn't have to. Painful to see just another bunch of loosely stitched together marketplace assets.

People complaining about having to hit a bunch of pegs to get the money to win? Idk, sounds like a skill issue.

Honestly the currency system has made it a little easier, in my opinion. Cruciball 6 still a ♥♥♥♥♥ tho.

Yeah, it's like Vampire Survivors in a lot of ways- but especially in the way that at $2.99 USD there's no reason for you not to own this game, you cheap binch.