"I cant swim."
"Not a stroke?"
"About how deep is the sea here, would you say?"
"About a dozen fathoms I believe."
"Then I could probably swim about a dozen fathoms, whatever they are."
(Sourcery)
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Office Automation:
The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
😯
How come we never talk anymore?
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meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20
minutes of my life!
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Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever
depths they were once able to plumb.
-- Stanley Kaufman
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"It's when they say 2 + 2 = 5 that I begin to argue."
-- Eric Pepke
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accept lige når du ser denne besked :)

Olof

my ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than your biceps

Dat foto ;DDDD

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