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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:25am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 5:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:24am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:44am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:48am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:00pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:48am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 4:53pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 11:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:17pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:42am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 10:01pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 5:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:42pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:28pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 4:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:48pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:50am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:24pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:37pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:36pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 8:42am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 5:25pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 7:48pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 12:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:05pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 2:55pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:57pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:06am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:52pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 11:26am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 9:23am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 8:42am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:09pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked