My Lawyer Made Me Change My Name
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space pal 11 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am 
Before meeting you I was going through difficult times, I was orphaned, my lunch was stolen, my girlfriend cheated on me with my father, they expelled me from school, my dealer raised prices, I was banned from steam for hacking games, I was kidnapped and I am being prosecuted for war crimes in Yugoslavia. I thought that my life would no longer make sense so I bought shotgun to put an end to my existence, I said goodbye to all my buyers of organs on the internet and while I was doing it this profile appeared in steam, I decided to add it and get to know him, what else was I going to lose? My life changed impressively, my self-esteem rose, my parents returned, the charges for my human trafficking network were dropped and I am currently in recovery for excessive morphine consumption; I have started giving talks in churches and hitting children in the street, this friend simply saved me, he can also save you.
Shockingly_Evil 22 Jul, 2015 @ 9:54pm 
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain.
Bean 20 Jun, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
PANDA *_*
Analog Frog 27 Dec, 2013 @ 12:51am 
HELLO.
Analog Frog 2 Jul, 2011 @ 9:31pm 
Well hello there, good sir.
My Lawyer Made Me Change My Name 20 Mar, 2011 @ 4:09pm 
Yes, Killing floor is awesome