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9 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
But yes,
moral relativism and all that.
Case in point--
I do not consider you to be truly alive.
Ergo,
I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you.
Posted 17 August, 2024. Last edited 17 August, 2024.
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5,371.9 hrs on record (5,086.4 hrs at review time)
i have played a thousand thousand of your hours
i have spent thousands upon thousands of dollars in the shop
i have poured blood sweat and tears into leveling 30 of my characters to 59 and above

In any other case i would gladly recommend this game to dozens of my friends but with the recent ban of Red Dragon (the korean streamer), whom not only played for 7 YEARS and streamed your game for thousands of viewers

in short; he put his headphones on his keyboard, got reported for using macros, was cleared of the accusations in an investigation BY pearl abyss, got unbanned, got BANNED AGAIN because the korean community just WANTED it; not even for breaking TOS

i cannot in good faith support pearl abyss's decision - it instills a fear in any long term bdo player that EVERYTHING can be taken away just because of petty witch hunting

i will not waste my time on a game that would treat any consumer, let alone any conduit for new players, like that

it's been a good run but i will not be playing this game the way it's being handled; doesn't matter if it's on the korean servers or not

also ♥♥♥♥ you release wukong already
Posted 17 January, 2024. Last edited 21 January, 2024.
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8,306.5 hrs on record (167.0 hrs at review time)
>be me
payed $15 to get bullied by a femman and an elvis hulk
rp cornered by 3 lalafells



i wanna quit
Posted 20 May, 2021.
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55.3 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
-friend and i rendezvous to a church to get away from the rain
-pull out my harmonica to play around with it some
-friend pulls out guitar and i expect him to start playing it with me
-him not knowing how to play it- accidentally domes me over the head with it and almost kills me
10/10
Posted 8 March, 2021. Last edited 8 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
has a lot of potential, i just hope they don't fall down the microtransaction rabbit hole. needs more traps and dudes
Posted 2 March, 2021.
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111.1 hrs on record (110.3 hrs at review time)
there's too much praise and love to give to not only this game, but this franchise.
my personal game of the decade ❤️

pls never change CD PROJEKT RED
Posted 6 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
391.2 hrs on record (361.3 hrs at review time)
I continue to go back to GTA IV to this day,
It's gritty, a little bit depressing, realistic and intense. The storytelling is superb.

Nico is a great, interesting, tragic, cold, but also warm inside and a deep character. I could go on forever.

V is childs play,
IV is an adult game which was a great breakthrough for the whole genre.

V just had three characters and zero innovation.
Posted 8 July, 2016.
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3,121.7 hrs on record (2,036.1 hrs at review time)
Garry's Mod: The kind of freedom America wish it had.







420/360 m8
Posted 16 June, 2016.
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1,423.6 hrs on record (490.2 hrs at review time)
GTA V is probably one of the most successful Rockstar games of all time. It's a great opportunity to play with friend or get targeted by some random prick that shows no signs of intelligence. It offers something which many games don't like to offer, which is absolute freedom and tons of ♥♥♥♥ to do.
Bored? Here is a list of only a fraction of fun things you can do.

•Plane Jousting
•Car vs. Bike
•Robbing spree
•Go hunting
•Sight see
•Watch movies
•Invest in the stockmarket
•EXTREME SPOATS
•Blow all sorts of ♥♥♥♥ up
And tons more.
Compared to GTA IV, III, and Andreas, however, it does lack in likeable characters and plot. The main characters will never compare to those icons of the past few GTAs. And GTA IV would always be on top when it comes to physics, modding, and realism (to some degree).
That being said, it does make up for it in full freedom Online. With fully customized players, cars, and beautiful (overpriced) properties to live in, I would truly recommend it to anyone willing to spend $60 or more on it.

In short: GTA V is fairly priced when it comes to the unlimited freedom and fun you may have.
10/10 would get shot by a prick and tryhards until I finally go passive and get ♥♥♥♥-talked again.
Posted 9 May, 2016.
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