-Rep YEEHAW, PARTNER! 🤠 I just moseyed on down to this here profile and lemme tell ya, I ain't never seen such a majestic display of FREEDOM and QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES. This fine individual right here? They run purely on McDonald's Sprite, bald eagle screeches, and the unwavering belief that they could out-wrestle a bear if necessary.

Studies show that their brain is approximately 45% corn syrup, 30% conspiracy theories, and 25% football stats. Their credit score? Unconfirmed. Their ability to name any country outside the U.S.? Minimal. Their dedication to saying ‘MURICA unironically? Unstoppable.

Legend has it they once tried to pay for groceries with Monopoly money, mistook a globe for a bowling ball, and genuinely believe that adding ‘yee’ before ‘haw’ is a legally binding agreement. We must cherish this specimen of peak Americana. God bless, and may your Wi-Fi always connect at McDonald's.

-rep doesn't game anymore because he hates his friends. also doesn't send nudes

+rep fantastic teammate + i am so sorry i wasn't there to unhook. that was my bad.

-rep ls

A friend said to "let him cook", so this guy instead of cooking ended up 100%'ing a game called "Hentai Hasshaku". When asked wtf is wrong with him he just said "It's all about family"

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