The primary difference [...] is that the Java programm will reliably and
obviously crash, whereas the C Program will do something obscure
-- Java Language Tutorial
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I've seen people with new children before, they go from ultra happy to
looking like something out of a zombie film in about a week.
-- Alan Cox about Linus after his 2nd daughter
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In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce
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When Yahweh your gods has settled you in the land you're about to occupy, and
driven out many infidels before you...you're to cut them down and exterminate
them. You're to make no compromise with them or show them any mercy.
[Deut. 7:1 (KJV)]
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Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
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Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...

To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the
light comes on.
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