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Recent reviews by ProbNotCross

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8 people found this review helpful
40.5 hrs on record
Yakuza 0 is an emotional rollercoaster that will captivate the heart of every player.

It has everything, pure unfiltered action, some of the funniest (imo) comedy in gaming and a heartbreaking story about 2 people fighting their way through the terrifying world of 1980' Japan.

The gameplay is smooth and really well done, once you get the hang of it you breeze through every enemy, but it never becomes "too easy".
The sidestories are very creative and funny, you never know what will happen next!
And the story is something I never knew would impact me this much. The relationship between Kiryu and Nishikiyama, Majima's entire Arc, it was amazing till the end.

I can't wait to see what future instalments have in store!
Posted 17 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
20.1 hrs on record (19.9 hrs at review time)
I dived in hell and died.

Play this game with "YOUSEEBIGGIRL/T:T" playing in the background. Trust me.
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Count with me: One, two, three,
How many liters can you bleed?
How many turns you plan to last?
How many lives you need?
Posted 13 October, 2024.
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28 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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86.9 hrs on record (44.9 hrs at review time)
I just finished my first playthrough on Dark Souls 3 in around 40 hours of playtime. And I have to say, that in all of these 40 hours, I had the most enjoyable, satisfying time in gaming and it instantly became one of my top 5 favourite video games.

The game was so good, I am willing to keep playing it, going further, unlocking everything, even if I know it will be a pain. But pain was already there, considering this is a souls-like game.

Seriously, if you want to play souls-games, and you don't know where to start, this is the best one to start with.
Posted 4 July, 2024.
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39 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
23.8 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Your Honour, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You weren't even there, I made sure I left no survivors to witness my mass genocide.
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.6 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
IF YOU HIT ME WITH THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOVEL AGAIN ILL TEAR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPEN.
Posted 7 March, 2024.
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29 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
16.3 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Game so immersive you can feel rick hunter inside you.



Wait not like tha-
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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52 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
12.8 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
20.7 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
Every mf in this game thinks he is the best commander of mankind.

Like mann shut you ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up.
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
42.0 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Felt I was kinda harsh and hit the wrong message in my previous review. So I will make it smaller:

GTA V Storymode is Amazing
GTA Online is only good with private sessions with friends.
Posted 11 December, 2023. Last edited 11 December, 2023.
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