Recent reviews by ProbNotCross

Yakuza 0 is an emotional rollercoaster that will captivate the heart of every player.

It has everything, pure unfiltered action, some of the funniest (imo) comedy in gaming and a heartbreaking story about 2 people fighting their way through the terrifying world of 1980' Japan.

The gameplay is smooth and really well done, once you get the hang of it you breeze through every enemy, but it never becomes "too easy".
The sidestories are very creative and funny, you never know what will happen next!
And the story is something I never knew would impact me this much. The relationship between Kiryu and Nishikiyama, Majima's entire Arc, it was amazing till the end.

I can't wait to see what future instalments have in store!

I dived in hell and died.

Play this game with "YOUSEEBIGGIRL/T:T" playing in the background. Trust me.

Count with me: One, two, three,
How many liters can you bleed?
How many turns you plan to last?
How many lives you need?

I just finished my first playthrough on Dark Souls 3 in around 40 hours of playtime. And I have to say, that in all of these 40 hours, I had the most enjoyable, satisfying time in gaming and it instantly became one of my top 5 favourite video games.

The game was so good, I am willing to keep playing it, going further, unlocking everything, even if I know it will be a pain. But pain was already there, considering this is a souls-like game.

Seriously, if you want to play souls-games, and you don't know where to start, this is the best one to start with.

Your Honour, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You weren't even there, I made sure I left no survivors to witness my mass genocide.

IF YOU HIT ME WITH THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOVEL AGAIN ILL TEAR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPEN.

Game so immersive you can feel rick hunter inside you.



Wait not like tha-

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

Every mf in this game thinks he is the best commander of mankind.

Like mann shut you ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up.

Felt I was kinda harsh and hit the wrong message in my previous review. So I will make it smaller:

GTA V Storymode is Amazing
GTA Online is only good with private sessions with friends.