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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Imagine, if you will, a goat. A goat with guns. A goat with guns the size of... you know lets not talk about that.. Yes, you're thinking along the right lines, welcome to "Goatreal Tourn-... I mean GOAT OF DUTY."

To describe it, it's like a crossover between Goat Simulator and Unreal Tournament/Doom that we all needed. It's a world where bleating strikes fear into your opponents' hearts and where a killer headbutt meets head-shot. Bleat Bleat Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

You haven't lived until you've seen a goat with a Gatling gun mowing down enemies, pausing only to nibble the grass, teabag and bleat victoriously. The game play is as hilarious as it is absurd, the game physics are as questionable as the premise, and by questionable I mean AMAZING. Multiplayer mode is a roller coaster ride of mayhem, mutton, and machine guns.

Because in the world of goat warfare, he who bleats loudest, bleats last.
Posted 12 July, 2023. Last edited 13 July, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
42.0 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Beautiful visuals, sounds, music with fun game play. I really enjoy the attention to detail on the setting as well as the cat realism all the way down to knocking stuff off things and getting your head stuck in a paper bag... 10/10
Posted 19 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
653.9 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Hands down one of the best games I have played. Great Character customization, Great ability to change your character into any class/play style you want. Still very challenging but with a beautiful atmosphere and exploration and incredibly fun game play. I haven't had any issues running this game at all so far.

10/10 would
Try Horse
but hole
again
Posted 27 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.3 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
This game is AWESOME. The music, The visuals,and game play is just epic all around.The story isn't bad either. The only thing I honestly had issues with was the controls at first. I do recommend if you want to be much more precise use a keyboard and mouse. I tried with controller too but you don't get the same accuracy that you would have with the mouse. Once you get passed the controls though it is worth it!! ( I haven't done Multi-player yet but only Single-player so far)
Posted 6 August, 2021. Last edited 6 August, 2021.
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