Nothing is a problem once you debug the code.
-- John Carmack
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Presidency: The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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There was not a lot that could be done to make Morpork a worse place. A
direct hit by a meteorite, for example, would count as gentrification.
(Pyramids)
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[...] what was supposed to be so special about a full moon? It was only a big circle of light. And the dark of the moon was only darkness.
But half-way between the two, when the moon was between the worlds of light and dark, when even the moon lived on the edge... maybe then a witch could believe in the moon.
(Witches Abroad)
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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
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'And I promise you this,' he [Carrot] shouted, 'if we succeed, no-one will remember. And if we fail, no one will forget!'
(Jingo)
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