Ocelot is the man of the hour, who's too sweet to be sour. The women's pet and the men's regret. The reflection of perfection, the man who got my attention. The one with the best arms and the best charms. The one is gonna do a lot of harm.

I'm in awe of all of us who speak of Ocelot. Are we not mesmerized? Are we not getting chills up and down our skinny little spines? To speak of this greatness?

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H-hey Ocelot, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Sarah. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you ♥♥♥♥ing gullible idiot ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk

So you're going by "Ocelot" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.