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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
-- Robert Benchley
What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
-- J.D. Farley
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as if i would rape your sorry ass

no its child porn

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My names Black Johnson, and im here to kick your son