+ Rep : This man can suck eggs like no other!

*confused* Where am i

h-hello evewyone~! w-welcome to this b-beautiful chwistmas day, where we-cewbrate the birf of ouw w-wovewy saviow, jesus! uwu it's such a spweciaw time to be togethew and share in the wove of god~<3

this chwistmas, we awe weminded of how god pwovides fow us evewy day~ just wike a heavenly banqwete, god offews us the "heavenwy gwumgwum" owo~ a speciaw meal that fiwws not onwy ouw tummies but ouw souws too~! w-we awe given this gift of wove and gwace evewy day, f-fuwfilling us in ways that onwy god can, and it’s weawwy especiawwy pwofound at this time of yeaw~ w-we awe so bwessed to be abwe to eat the heavenly gwumgwum, and it hewps us spwead the wove of chwist to evewyone aweound us~<3

SHUT UP ♥♥♥♥♥ IM TALKING TO SANTA

im not santa you dunce. IDIOT.

Hello santa today I would like 10 units of ground beef for burgers please okay thanks ♥♥♥♥♥