Peen
Door Matt
VAC is for skin changer


I am a terrorist with a simple lifelong dream

To plant a C4 bomb with my 5-strong team

So I got in a queue and waited my turn

Till it was time for my match to confirm

So as the game loaded in I shook with anticipation

Until shrieks of 'cyka' destroyed my feeling of elation

For to my dismay I'd been matched with a clan

Of russian patriots who were stalin's biggest fan

So as the warmup ended they declared 'RASH B'

Their microphones obnoxious and loud as can be

But as they stood in spawn with the timer counting down

On the clan leader's face there began to form a frown

He glared into my eyes with his crosshair on my head

And asked me if I'm russian, for if I'm not I should be dead

But as I replied 'da' I knew I was in a trap

As him and all his mates started spouting russian crap

And I didn't understand a word so I just stood there and waited

Knowing when the round started I was going to be baited

When I found myself alone in tunnels I knew I'd been tricked

But as they rushed out long their leader got picked

So they all crouched in pit with their A rush dream shattered

Not to mention their comrade, whose brains had been splattered

Then along came an enemy with aimhacks and walls

And the russians screamed 'CYKA, THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS'

So they abandoned the match and I was left all alone

With a team of dumb bots who were sadly quite prone

To rush CT spawn with a bizon SMG

And I thought to myself; That's enough CS for me.

By TheCatOfWar


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VAC is for skin changer


I am a terrorist with a simple lifelong dream

To plant a C4 bomb with my 5-strong team

So I got in a queue and waited my turn

Till it was time for my match to confirm

So as the game loaded in I shook with anticipation

Until shrieks of 'cyka' destroyed my feeling of elation

For to my dismay I'd been matched with a clan

Of russian patriots who were stalin's biggest fan

So as the warmup ended they declared 'RASH B'

Their microphones obnoxious and loud as can be

But as they stood in spawn with the timer counting down

On the clan leader's face there began to form a frown

He glared into my eyes with his crosshair on my head

And asked me if I'm russian, for if I'm not I should be dead

But as I replied 'da' I knew I was in a trap

As him and all his mates started spouting russian crap

And I didn't understand a word so I just stood there and waited

Knowing when the round started I was going to be baited

When I found myself alone in tunnels I knew I'd been tricked

But as they rushed out long their leader got picked

So they all crouched in pit with their A rush dream shattered

Not to mention their comrade, whose brains had been splattered

Then along came an enemy with aimhacks and walls

And the russians screamed 'CYKA, THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS'

So they abandoned the match and I was left all alone

With a team of dumb bots who were sadly quite prone

To rush CT spawn with a bizon SMG

And I thought to myself; That's enough CS for me.

By TheCatOfWar


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Level
23
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  13
Inventory   
Screenshots  4
Artwork  5
Groups  35
Team WolfPackYT
71 Members
Christian Gaming Community
24,011 Members
Xperts@Total.Chaos
114 Members
Friends  86
146
Luthor
Online
101
BlezKo
Online
78
Dope a mean
Offline
65
✪HenrikN
Offline
64
AnoobiS
In-Game
Hearts of Iron IV
62
s7ven
Online
Artwork Showcase
New name art
+ 3
Kek info
My Specs

CPU: Intel Core i7-10700K CPU @ 3.80 GHz

GPU: RTX 2060 Super

Ram: 16 GB

HDD: WDC WD10EZEX-19M2NA0

SSD: Samsung SSD 750 evo 250gb

Keyboard: Corsair K60

Mouse: Razer Naga Trinity

Mousepad: Roccat Kanga XXL

Headset: HyperX Cloud alpha

Misc: Razer Mouse Bungee, Big penis
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"Sex, drugs and rock n' roll. Speed Weed and birth control. Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥ and then you die, so ♥♥♥♥ the world and lets get HIGH." - Unknown

I Describe myself as a:

S mart
E ngaging
N ice
D isciplined
N uturing
U nrelenting
D edicated
E xcellent
S tudious

Person
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My stats
http://csgo-stats.com/predator949/
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Rank Progress
Silver 1 [✖ ]
Silver 2 [✖ ]
Silver 3 [✖ ]
Silver 4 [✖ ]
Silver Elite [✖ ]
Silver Elite Master [✖ ]
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Gold Nova 1 [✖ ]
Gold Nova 2 [✓]
Gold Nova 3 [✓]
Gold Nova Master [✓]
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Master Guardian I [✓]
Master Guardian II [✓]
Master Guardian Elite [✓]
Distinguished Master Guardian [✓]
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Legendary Eagle [✓]
Legendary Eagle Master [✓]
Supreme Master First Class [✓]
Global Elite [✓]

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Things I have and things I don't have
- pc ✔️ツ
- Rick and Morty S3 ✔️ツ
- Sponsor ❌
- Team❌
- Gamesense ❌
- Happy Meal ❌
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Knives owned (in order)
✅=Sold
🆇= Traded
1)Shadow Daggers | Boreal Forest BS 🆇
2)Butterfly knife Vanilla🆇
3)Karambit | Rust coat BS 🆇
4)Karambit | Stained FT 🆇
5)M9 Bayonet | Doppler Phase 2 Pink Galaxy FN 🆇
6)Karambit | Doppler Phase 4 FN ✅
7) Shadow daggers | Marble fade FN ✅

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My Video Settings

Resolution 1920x1080
Graphics All high
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About Me♥
╠═► Gaming since 2011
╠══► Language: English
╠═══► Sex: Male
╠════► Game: CS:GO
╠═════► Fav. Map: Cache
╠══════► Fav. Pistol: Five seven
╠═══════► Fav. Rifle: AK-47
╠════════► Fav. Situation: 1vsX
╠═════════► Relationship: Pointless, go away.
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My Mouse and Crosshair Settings

[Mouse sens:] 700 DPI
[Ingame sens:] 1.14

[Crosshair:]
cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5"
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1"
cl_crosshair_sniper_show_normal_inaccuracy "0"
cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1"
cl_crosshairalpha "255"
cl_crosshaircolor "5"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "0"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "64"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "255"
cl_crosshairdot "0"
cl_crosshairgap "-2.000000"
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
cl_crosshairscale "0"
cl_crosshairsize "1.000000"
cl_crosshairstyle "4"
cl_crosshairthickness "-1"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "3"


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My View Model Positioning
My ViewModel Settings
viewmodel_pos "0"
viewmodel_fov "68"
Viewmodel_offset_x "2.5"
viewmodel_offset_y "2"
viewmodel_offset_z "-2"

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Domsterr 4 Jan, 2018 @ 5:01am 
signed by Domsterr :csgocross:
JT 3 Dec, 2017 @ 5:24am 
JT :) ily 2
Sonic 3 Dec, 2017 @ 2:56am 
Sonic =)
Clerical 3 Dec, 2017 @ 1:27am 
Fadey =)
Rip 8 Nov, 2017 @ 12:22pm 
Sounds like a Nova -|- Plays like a Supreme