"Are you being a d***? Then stop being a d***! It's that simple!"

a.k.a. Professor Spank It
a.k.a. Big Money Squid
a.k.a. El Burrito Supreme
a.k.a. H.R. Paperstacks
a.k.a. Daddy Longstroke
a.k.a. Young Boomer
a.k.a. Big Cheese That Please
a.k.a. Cochino Grande
a.k.a. Daddy Daycare
a.k.a. Corporal Cupcake
a.k.a. Tony 2-Piece
a.k.a. Big Cream
a.k.a. General McNuggets
a.k.a. The Dorito God
a.k.a. Your New Step-Dad
a.k.a. 50 Shades of Grape Drink
a.k.a. Big Baby Blue Beard
a.k.a. 39-cent Taco
a.k.a. Cold Poptart
a.k.a. Captain Sugarpants